1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:05,004 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:57,722 Congratulations, Tony. 3 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:59,191 Oh, thank you. 4 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,625 Hey, what for? 5 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,865 Congratulations, captain. 6 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,034 Yeah. What did I do? 7 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,409 Well... 8 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,245 there you are, captain. 9 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,679 Congratulations. 10 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:22,881 Thank you, sir. 11 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,749 What's everybody congratulating me for? 12 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:26,417 You haven't heard the news? 13 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,386 No, sir. I just got in from a mission to Canada. 14 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,487 I-- I don't know anything. 15 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:32,290 Then let me be the first to tell you. 16 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:35,526 You and Captain Healey are on the promotion list. 17 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,095 Major. 18 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:38,930 Well... 19 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:39,964 how about that. 20 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,334 You'll be losing your railroad tracks. 21 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:43,835 Ha! Well, 22 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:44,936 that's wonderful. 23 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:46,305 I-- 24 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,706 I-- I bet you Roger's happy, huh? 25 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,575 How soon will you be ready to take off again? 26 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,376 Oh, right away, sir. Why? 27 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:54,012 General Peterson wants you and Major Healey 28 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,314 to fly to Nellis Air Force Base, 29 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:57,549 and then on to Stead Air Force Base. 30 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,317 He wants you to do a few lectures 31 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:01,453 on, uh, winged spacecraft, and, uh, 32 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,422 at the advanced fighter weapon school there. 33 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,323 Oh, good. Good. I'd love that. 34 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,559 Give me a chance to see some old buddies from Korea. 35 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:08,726 I'll tell the general. 36 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,228 Roger that. 37 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,596 Oh, um... 38 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:12,864 major? 39 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,668 Uh... 40 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:17,736 major. 41 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,104 Oh, uh... 42 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,405 I'm sorry, sir. 43 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,641 I have no desire to, uh, 44 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,442 break up certain, uh, 45 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,812 peculiar occurrences, 46 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,414 but there are things that a captain might do 47 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:32,417 that a major definitely would not do. 48 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,720 Do I make myself clear? 49 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,654 Yes, sir. 50 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:38,356 Good. 51 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:41,259 Just so long as we understand each other. 52 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,830 Oh, thank you very much, doctor. 53 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:46,197 My pleasure. 54 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,099 Major. 55 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,275 Good morning, master. 56 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:58,810 Jeannie, what are you doing here? 57 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,512 I brought you this telegram. 58 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,347 I thought it might be important. 59 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:05,650 Oh. 60 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,486 [CHUCKLES] How about that. [GIGGLES] 61 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,887 It's from one of the boys in Washington 62 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:10,888 congratulating me. 63 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,324 I've been promoted to major. 64 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,958 Oh, how wonderful. 65 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,059 [GIGGLES] 66 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,628 Oh, what does it mean? 67 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,396 Maj-- Oh, that means I've been 68 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,132 promoted to the next highest rank. 69 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,700 Oh, yeah. One of these days I'm gonna be a lieutenant colonel, 70 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:23,968 and then, uh... 71 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,637 Well, then I hope to be a colonel. 72 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,506 What will happen when you are a colonel? 73 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,741 Well, then I get to wear birds on my shoulders. 74 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,511 And this is what you wish? 75 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,812 Uh, you bet. 76 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:47,426 [♪♪♪] 77 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,587 Are you sure you would not like to take me with you? 78 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,089 Well, Jeannie, if they ever found out about you, 79 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,323 they'd bust me to civilian. 80 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:53,592 [DOORBELL RINGS] 81 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,826 Oh, that'll be Roger. 82 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,634 Good morning, major. 83 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,202 Good morning, major. 84 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:06,104 I like the sound of that. So do I. 85 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,805 Hey, you all ready for Nellie and Stead? 86 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:08,840 Yup. 87 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,141 And who is Nellie? 88 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:12,410 Oh. Nellie's the nickname for Nellis Air Force Base. 89 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:13,778 Hi, Jeannie. 90 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,880 Good morning, Major Healey. 91 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,749 Boy, the three of us are gonna have a ball. 92 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,016 The three of us? 93 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,685 No, the two of us. Jeannie's not going. 94 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,186 What did you-- what did you say? 95 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,188 I said Jeannie's not going. 96 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:25,890 You're kidding. 97 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,092 General Peterson said when we finished our lecture 98 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:29,694 we could have a few days leave, right? 99 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:30,695 Yeah. 100 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:31,696 Since Stead is only a-- 101 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:33,097 Only a couple of miles from Reno, 102 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,499 you said we could hop over there. 103 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,000 Yeah, that's right. 104 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,536 And you're seriously thinking 105 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,070 of going to Reno without Jeannie? 106 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,772 Oh, no, no. I-I'm not thinking about it. 107 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:43,308 I've already made up my mind. Jeannie can't go. 108 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:45,677 W-- 109 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,246 I will not be in the way. 110 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,548 See? She will not be in the way. 111 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,682 You can't leave her here. 112 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,584 Listen, 10 minutes with her in the casino, 113 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,385 and you'll come back a multimillionaire. 114 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,054 I don't want to be a multimillionaire. 115 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,856 Well, how about a plain millionaire? 116 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,724 Roger, if I wanted to be a millionaire, 117 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,326 I wouldn't have joined the Air Force. 118 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,527 Become a millionaire for me. 119 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,529 I always wanted to have a millionaire friend. 120 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:05,964 You're just wasting your time. 121 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,232 You and I are going to Reno. 122 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,000 Jeannie is staying here. 123 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,501 ROGER: Will you tell me something? 124 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:14,038 How did you ever pass the Air Force intelligence test? 125 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:15,340 Jeannie, in. 126 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,008 I have never seen Reno. 127 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,876 In. 128 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,045 Are you sure you would not like to be a millionaire? 129 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,547 [TAPS ON LAMP] 130 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,783 Have a nice journey. 131 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,621 Thank you. 132 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,156 I better go get my flight bag. Take it easy. 133 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:34,325 Well, if you don't want to become a millionaire, 134 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,359 I can't force you to. 135 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,328 It's your genie. 136 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:43,601 On the other hand, I'm your buddy. 137 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,570 And if you should become a millionaire... 138 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:48,139 how mad at me could you get? 139 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:51,609 Jeannie. 140 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,311 Jeannie, can I talk to you? 141 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,481 Yes, Major Healey. Sh! 142 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,950 Would you--? Would you really--? 143 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,451 Would you really like to go with us? 144 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:01,920 Oh, I would like to! 145 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,989 Ah... Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 146 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,927 Ooh. Welcome to Reno. 147 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,962 [LAUGHS] 148 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,066 Ahem. 149 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:18,436 [SIGHS] 150 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:19,571 Ahem. 151 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,873 Roge. Uh...look, believe me, 152 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,875 I'm doing the right thing. 153 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,443 Jeannie, I'll be back in a few days. 154 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,178 I'll let you out then. 155 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,681 Oh, don't look so glum. 156 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,282 You'll feel better once we get there. 157 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,317 I feel better already. 158 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:39,290 [♪♪♪] 159 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:18,930 Uh, easy with that. 160 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,164 [CHUCKLES] 161 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,933 I've got a few important things in there. 162 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,200 Nice place, huh? 163 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,736 Yeah, yeah. Nice. 164 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,203 I've got the feeling these will be 165 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,839 two of the luckiest days of our lives. 166 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,306 Oh, yeah? What makes you think so? 167 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,742 Oh, just one of my crazy hunches. 168 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,877 Uh, look, why don't you go down to the casino? 169 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,145 Uh, I'll be right there. 170 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,847 Hm? No. I'm in no rush. I'll wait for you. 171 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:37,849 Ah. Well, I tell you, 172 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:40,685 I have to call a friend, and it's kind of personal. 173 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,454 Oh, I see. I didn't know you had a friend in Reno. 174 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:45,123 Well, uh, she just got here. 175 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,257 [LAUGHS] 176 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:47,458 I'll see you downstairs. 177 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:48,492 Yeah. Uh, look, uh... 178 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,828 Here's, uh-- Here's $50. 179 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:51,829 Uh... 180 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,397 just bet it for me, huh? 181 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:55,800 Oh, wait a minute. You want me to bet $50 for you? 182 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,601 That's right. Bet it on anything you like. 183 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:59,603 No, Roger. I won't accept the responsibility. 184 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,606 Oh, well, be my guest and bet it all at once. 185 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,642 Let's be big about it, huh? 186 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,210 You sure you know what you're doing? 187 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:07,945 You bet. 188 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,947 Okay, if you're sure. I'll see you downstairs. 189 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,482 Downstairs. Downstairs. 190 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:14,152 Oh, I've got a feeling that $50 191 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:17,155 is going to turn into a little gold mine. 192 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,957 Jeannie...you can come out now. 193 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,428 Jeannie! 194 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:25,596 C-- 195 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:31,602 Oh. I must have lost her at Nellie. 196 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,571 My $50. 197 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,846 Wheee! 198 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,447 [LAUGHS] 199 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,185 [PEOPLE CHATTERING, CHIPS CLATTERING] 200 00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:51,589 DEALER: Coming up. 201 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,558 DEALER 2: And seven, the loser. 202 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,261 All right, we have a new man coming up real quick-like. 203 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:58,396 Here you go. 204 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,564 I beg your pardon? 205 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,632 Make room for the major. 206 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,066 We have a new shooter coming up. 207 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,368 Get your bets down. All bets down. 208 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,403 I'd like to bet $50. 209 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,104 Fifty dollars. Here you are, major. 210 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,339 Place your bet. 211 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,708 All right, we're coming out. 212 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,377 My money. What did you do with my money? 213 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,878 I just put on the line, Roge. 214 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:16,748 All of it? You bet the whole $50 on one roll? 215 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,616 Well, I-- I only did what you told me to. 216 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:21,219 And you listened to me? What do you think, money grows on trees? 217 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,320 I work hard for my money. 218 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,123 Snake eyes. The line loses. 219 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:29,293 You lost my $50. 220 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,995 Sorry, Roge. 221 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,330 It was your idea. 222 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,232 Why didn't you just throw it down a sewer? 223 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,733 Do me a favor, while you're here, 224 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:36,968 will you keep away from me? 225 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:39,270 You're bad luck. $50. Oh. 226 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,572 Roge, wait. 227 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,373 Are you betting, major? 228 00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:44,875 Oh, no. No. 229 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:47,711 All right, here comes another lucky roller. 230 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,114 [SLOT MACHINE SPINS] 231 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,416 MAN: All right. 232 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,751 DEALER 2: We have a new lucky roller coming up. 233 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:56,754 Who's the next roller? Here we go. 234 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:59,623 And seven, the loser. 235 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,725 DEALER: Coming up. 236 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,061 In. 237 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,799 DEALER 2: All right. We have a new shooter coming up. 238 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,768 Get your bets down... 239 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,606 Hey. I hit a jackpot. 240 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,875 Congratulations, major. 241 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,011 Thank you. I've never played one of these before. 242 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,782 Oh. Put another dollar in to clear the jackpot 243 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,150 off the machine. 244 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,718 Oh. 245 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,225 [SLOT MACHINE RINGS] 246 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,626 Hey! 247 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,929 I'd better get another bucket. 248 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,071 DEALER: Coming up. 249 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,573 [COINS CLANG] Oh! Another one! 250 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,175 I never had anything like this 251 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,176 happen to me in my life! 252 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,644 Oh, Jeannie! 253 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,579 Oh. Shh. 254 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,846 Money, money, money. 255 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,615 Money, money, money. Oh, you did it. 256 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:58,816 Oh, hi, Roge. 257 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,518 All right, miss. I think that's enough. 258 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,686 You're not gonna quit now! 259 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,188 Yeah, I'm gonna quit now. 260 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,590 I'll have one of the boys help you and bring your receipt. 261 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,058 Oh, thank you. And this is for you. 262 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,326 Yeah. 263 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,195 Let's get back to the crap table, huh? 264 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,163 It's such a nice day. I think I'll go for a swim. 265 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,764 Oh, you can't afford to go swimming! 266 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,133 Come with me, and I'll buy you your own swimming pool. 267 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,435 Are you feeling all right? 268 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,537 I never felt better in my life! 269 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,806 Now, wait a minute. I really don't feel like gambling. 270 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,541 Well, do it for me. 271 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,042 I thought you said I was bad luck. 272 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,311 Did I say that? Ha-ha! 273 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,645 Oh, you're my rabbit's foot. 274 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,347 I wouldn't make a move without you. 275 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,582 DEALER 2: Place your bets. 276 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,350 We have another lucky shooter coming up! 277 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,951 Are you betting, major? 278 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:35,319 No, no-- Oh, of course he is. 279 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,921 Here's $50. Play it right on the line. 280 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,222 Fifty dollars? Wait a minute. 281 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,824 The last time we went through this-- 282 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,225 You're right. It's not enough. 283 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,793 Make it 100 on the line. 284 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,062 A hundred dollars? 285 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,429 Don't keep the man waiting. 286 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,835 We're coming out for a point. 287 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,269 All right. 288 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,771 Uh-huh. 289 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:58,076 DEALER 2: Snake eyes. The line loses. 290 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:01,979 I'm sorry, uh, Roge. I'm sorry. 291 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,547 Don't talk to me, you Jonah. 292 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,651 DEALER 2: All right, who's the next lucky roller? 293 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,787 We're coming out for another point. Here we go. 294 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,495 Roger, I'm very sorry I lost all that money. 295 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,830 Oh, forget it. 296 00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:21,399 What's $150 of my money to you? 297 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,300 Oh, you're the last of the big spenders. 298 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:26,103 Now, wait a minute. I didn't want to bet your money. 299 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,304 I-- You forced it on me. 300 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,739 Don't you know how to say no? 301 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,641 Look, do me a favor, will you? Go for a swim. 302 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,043 All right. And you do me a favor. 303 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,678 Don't ask me to bet your money for you. 304 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,412 Don't worry, I won't. 305 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,783 Ha-ha. Would you like something? 306 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,084 Yeah. I'd like another genie. 307 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,285 Why didn't you tell me 308 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,987 that your powers wouldn't work on dice? 309 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,021 But it does. 310 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,222 Are you kidding? 311 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,591 Those dice came up snake eyes. 312 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,926 I know. Did it not please you? 313 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,128 Please me? You know, you cost me 100-- 314 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,430 Wait a minute. 315 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,266 You mean, you tried to roll those dice snake eyes? 316 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,967 Well, of course. 317 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,102 Oh, Jeannie. 318 00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,437 Can you make them roll seven? 319 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,505 Yes. 320 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,939 Oh. And 11? 321 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,007 Yes. 322 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,742 Oh, Jeannie. Don't go away. 323 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,510 I'll be right back. 324 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,384 Oh, there you are, buddy. 325 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,886 I've been looking all over for you. 326 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,353 The name is Jonah, remember? 327 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,256 Jonah. Oh, you're my good luck charm. 328 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,791 Look, here's $100. 329 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,492 I'd like you to go and bet it for me. 330 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,726 Forget it. 331 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:23,895 Wait, where are you going? 332 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,029 I'm going swimming. 333 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,198 Swimming? It's freezing out there. 334 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,533 What are you talking about? It must be, uh, 90 degrees. 335 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,003 Oh, at least 100, 110. 336 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,604 Look, I'm not gonna let a buddy of mine 337 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,739 go down there and get sunstroke. No, siree. 338 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,842 You get dressed, and we'll go down to the casino. 339 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,210 Ah. No, thank you. 340 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,345 The "last of the big spenders" is going swimming. 341 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,214 Can't you take a joke? 342 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,016 Well, I don't know. I haven't heard it yet. 343 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,118 Look, you think losing a couple dollars 344 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,286 means anything to me? 345 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,021 I was only putting you on. 346 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,956 Wh-- Why don't we go down to the casino, huh? 347 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,490 Well, I got a better idea. What? 348 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,893 Why don't you put on your trunks, and we'll go swimming. 349 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,962 I met a couple of nice, young ladies downstairs, 350 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,864 very attractive and willing to have dinner. 351 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,333 Girls? Is that all you can think about, is girls? 352 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,001 Well, look who's talking. 353 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,270 You got the fattest little black book I've ever seen. 354 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,672 That was the old Roger Healey. We can get girls anytime. 355 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,241 Boy, but how often do we come to Reno? 356 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,575 Too often. 357 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,977 Yeah. Yeah, I-- 358 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:13,978 Heh. 359 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,679 You're right. I'm-- 360 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:16,947 I'm sorry. 361 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,983 Oh, look, why don't-- Why don't you go have a-- 362 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,285 Have a good time, uh-- 363 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,087 Don't worry about me. I-- 364 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,623 Roger. 365 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,525 Roger, is something troubling you? 366 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,027 No, no. I'm-- I'm fine, I'm fine. 367 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,028 You, uh-- 368 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,195 You run along and have fun. 369 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,497 Now, how am I gonna have any fun 370 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,964 when you're acting like this? 371 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,600 Oh. I knew I could count on you. We've been buddies a long time. 372 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,102 We've been through a lot together. 373 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,237 Yeah. Most of it today. 374 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,571 Look, 375 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,873 I don't ask too many favors of you, but, uh, 376 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,076 I'm gonna ask you for one right now. 377 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,077 What is it? 378 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,711 Don't go swimming. 379 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,914 Uh, w-what kind of a favor is that? 380 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,315 [SIGHS] 381 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,617 Well, if I go down to that casino by myself, 382 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:54,752 I-- 383 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,986 I'm liable to get in trouble. 384 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,125 I never...told you this before, but, uh... 385 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,362 I'm a compulsive gambler. 386 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,030 Roge, I never knew that about you. 387 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:10,568 I had my own floating crap game... 388 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,704 ...when I was 6 years old. 389 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,341 Tony... 390 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:22,613 would--? Would you go down and bet this for me? 391 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,815 You sure you know what you're saying? 392 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,318 You want me to bet this--? This $100 worth? 393 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:28,319 That's right. 394 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,487 And if I should lose it? 395 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,988 I'll laugh. 396 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,724 Roge, do me a favor. 397 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,593 When we get back to Cape Kennedy... 398 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,129 I want you to have a long talk with Dr. Bellows. 399 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,363 Anything you say. 400 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,431 Look, you get dressed. 401 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,300 I'll meet you down at the casino, huh? 402 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,141 Thank you, sir. 403 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,510 Oh, see what he gave me. 404 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,877 Never mind that. 405 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,114 Look, now remember what I told you, okay? Mm-hm. 406 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,549 Oh. Here he comes. You better keep out of sight. 407 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,451 If he finds you here, he'll kill both of us. 408 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,558 Oh. Oh, there you are. Oh, I knew I could count on you. 409 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,026 I almost changed my mind. 410 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,694 I still think this is a mistake, Roger. 411 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,763 Now look, don't worry about a thing. Here's $50. 412 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,498 Bet it on anything you like. 413 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,967 Are you sure you're feeling all right? This is your $50. 414 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,336 I can bet it on anything I like? 415 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,637 That's what I said, buddy. 416 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,172 And if I lose, you'll, uh-- 417 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,940 I'll laugh. Ha-ha-ha! 418 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:24,375 All right. 419 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,747 Just sit right here, lucky. 420 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,683 Fifty dollars, please. Fifty? 421 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,086 Ah, you heard the man. 422 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,720 Here we go this time. 423 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,856 [WHISTLES] 424 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,194 Blackjack. House wins. 425 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,763 You know what you just did? 426 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,001 You just lost my $50. 427 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,735 [LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY] 428 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:52,903 Stay right here. 429 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,472 Uh, I've got to see a friend of mine. 430 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,273 Yeah. Wait a minute. Roger! 431 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,842 Major. Yeah? 432 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,144 Are you in, major? 433 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,512 No. No, thanks. I don't gamble. 434 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,515 Oh. Thank you, sir. 435 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,685 Oh. Would you like a drink? 436 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,821 I can't afford it. You're breaking me. 437 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,823 Are you working for your master or for the house? 438 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,225 Did it not go well? 439 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,826 That's right, it did not go well. 440 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,395 Oh, I am sorry. 441 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,730 But I do not understand this strange game 442 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,232 that my master is playing. 443 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,034 Well, you don't understand-- 444 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,536 Oh. How stupid can I get! 445 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,372 Perhaps my master is right. I-I think I will go home now. 446 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,773 Oh, you can't go home now. 447 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,275 We're in the verge of being rich. 448 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,544 You stay right here. I'll get him to the crap table. 449 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,446 Remember, seven, 11. Got it? 450 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,747 I got it. 451 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,982 Oh, I've been waiting for this moment all my life. 452 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,117 Oh. 453 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,386 DEALER: Coming up. 454 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,091 Take him into my office. 455 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,236 Now...what was that all about? 456 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,772 We caught him trying to cheat at the crap table. 457 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,773 Oh. Oh. 458 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,508 Do, uh, many people try that? 459 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,343 Only once, major. 460 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,713 Oh, I see. I see. 461 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,415 What will happen to him? 462 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,917 Oh, let us just say that 463 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,118 the guards will take care of him. 464 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,520 Yeah. Let's just say that. 465 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,656 Are you having any luck at the tables? 466 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,023 No. No, no, no. No, no. 467 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,025 I'm just placing a few bets for a friend of mine. 468 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,126 I'm not much of a gambler. 469 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,028 Well, enjoy yourself. 470 00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,631 I've got to go take care of someone. 471 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,801 Oh. [GASPS] 472 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,770 I thought I lost you. Don't scare me like that. 473 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,904 Yeah, where are we going? 474 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,372 To the crap table. 475 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,741 No, no. You really are a compulsive gambler, aren't you? 476 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,743 You know how it is. Easy come, easy go. Ha. 477 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,649 And seven, the line loses. 478 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,684 ROGER: Ah. Here we are. 479 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,319 Excuse me. 480 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,621 Well, uh, let's shoot the works, huh? 481 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,955 Ah. 482 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,257 What's the matter? 483 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,525 All I've got is a dollar. 484 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,026 Look, Tony, do me a favor, will you? 485 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,028 Will you lend me $1000? I'll give it right back. 486 00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,763 A thousand dollars? 487 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,532 Five hundred? No. 488 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,334 Two-fifty. Stop it, Roge. 489 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,136 A hundred. Haven't you gambled enough? 490 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,338 Fifty. 491 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,673 I'll bet you a dollar. 492 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,940 We have a new shooter. 493 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,575 He's coming out for a point. 494 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:19,150 Seven! The winner pay the line. 495 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,218 Oh. Here's your two dollars. Let's go. 496 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,988 Oh. You can't go. Leave it-- Leave it on the line. 497 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,490 All right, coming out for a point again. 498 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,130 Eleven! The winner pay the line. 499 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,231 Okay, that's enough. 500 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,934 Oh, leave it. Leave it. Leave it. 501 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,436 All right. Coming out for another number. 502 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,371 Here we go. 503 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,112 Number seven. The winner pay the line. 504 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,848 Oh! Oh! I knew this was my lucky day. 505 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,550 Oh. Just leave it all on the line. 506 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,353 Oh, hey, Tony. Why don't you put some of your money down? 507 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,821 Because I don't like to gamble. 508 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,556 I'm only doing this as a favor to you. 509 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,023 Oh. And what a favor. 510 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,592 I'll never forget you for this. 511 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,161 All right. We're coming out for another number. 512 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,632 Number seven! The winner pay the line. 513 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:09,633 Oh! Oh! 514 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,502 We're hot. Oh. Oh, boy! 515 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,103 Oh, look at all the chips. 516 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,804 Look at all these chips. Oh. 517 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,507 Leave them all. Leave them all. 518 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,642 All right, here we go again 519 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,810 for another lucky number. 520 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,712 Roll the dice. 521 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,784 Did you just see what those dice did? 522 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,785 Did you see? 523 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,487 Seven. The winner pay the line. 524 00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:31,722 Oh, money, money, money. 525 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:32,723 Roger, calm down. 526 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:33,724 Oh. Calm down? 527 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,992 Roger, you got a lot of money. 528 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,594 Why don't you pull some of it back? 529 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,795 ROGER: Oh, are you kidding? 530 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,430 Bet-a-Million Healey, they call me. 531 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,531 Oh. Put it all on the line. 532 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:41,998 I hope you know what you're doing. 533 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,099 This can't go on forever. 534 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,135 Who said so? 535 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,903 All right, we're coming out for a point. 536 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:54,211 Seven. The winner pay the line. 537 00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:55,479 What's going on here? 538 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:56,913 They're our dice. 539 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,449 Give him another pair. 540 00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,816 All right, folks. 541 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,652 Here comes the next lucky roll. 542 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:04,287 Here you go. We're looking for a point. 543 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,761 DEALER 2: Seven. The winner pay the line. 544 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:11,762 TONY: You see that? 545 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,296 Did you see that? Huh? 546 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,898 ROGER: Oh! Keep rolling! 547 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,366 You've got the golden touch! Oh! 548 00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,936 Roger, take it easy. You're making a spectacle of yourself. 549 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,138 Millionaires don't make spectacles of themselves. 550 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,439 They're eccentric! 551 00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:24,641 DEALER 2: All right, we're coming out for a point. 552 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,009 Here we go. 553 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:27,277 Calm down. Settle down. 554 00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,478 Right out for a point now. 555 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,283 Seven. The winner pay the line! 556 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,085 Oh! Oh, we're winning! We're all winning! 557 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,553 Thank you. Thank you very much. 558 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:37,687 Just a minute. 559 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,223 Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute! 560 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,257 Just a minute. 561 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,025 Oh, sorry, Mr. Phillips. 562 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,335 What's the matter with you? 563 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,003 Are you a sore loser or something? 564 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,372 I thought you didn't like gambling, major. 565 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,574 I don't. I'm just doing it for my friend. 566 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,176 ROGER: Yeah. A millionaire friend. 567 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,311 Something wrong with the dice? 568 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:02,813 There had better not be. 569 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,081 I don't like your-- 570 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,148 Shoot, major. 571 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,550 Yeah! 572 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:07,751 Shoot the works! 573 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,152 The works. 574 00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,488 All right, I'm tired of sevens and elevens, anyway. 575 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,457 ROGER: Oh, don't say that! Bite your tongue! 576 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:14,491 DEALER 2: Number... 577 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:17,294 ROGER: Two sevens. 578 00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:20,830 He rolled a fourteen. 579 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:23,634 Bring him out. 580 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,570 Oh, w-- Now, wait a minute. Now, wait. 581 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,438 Wait a minute. Hi, Jeannie. 582 00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:30,140 Jeannie! Now, wait! 583 00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,677 [MOUTHS SILENTLY] 584 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:46,290 [♪♪♪] 585 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,892 And if you're interested in miracles, 586 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,827 it's a miracle we weren't arrested. 587 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,962 Now, Jeannie, I ask you not to go to Reno. 588 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,432 Oh. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. 589 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:56,866 I was only trying to help-- 590 00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:58,134 Help me. Yeah, I know. I know. 591 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,903 That's when I get into most of my trouble, 592 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,371 when you're trying to be helpful. 593 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:02,839 What was your excuse, major? 594 00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:04,408 I'm greedy. 595 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,876 Well, I-- I hope you both learned a lesson from this. 596 00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:08,745 Well, I certainly learned my lesson, Tony. 597 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,046 Oh, so have I, master. 598 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,048 I will not try to help with the dice again. 599 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,318 I am much better with horseraces. 600 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,153 Horseraces? Really? 601 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,355 Oh, yes. 602 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:19,556 I can make any horse win. 603 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,057 Well, the track opened yesterday. 604 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:22,526 The three of us could have a ball-- 605 00:24:22,561 --> 00:24:24,828 That's a wonderful idea. You really like horseraces? 606 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,029 Oh, do I? 607 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,964 You positive? Oh, you bet I am. 608 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:29,733 Well, how about that? Jeannie? 609 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:33,236 [CROWD CHEERING] 610 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:52,356 [♪♪♪]